News Updates:
   Lickmy9 has been pretty much on hold for a few months without further development. Our research and development team is apparently drinking too much beer to focus :) This site will have major changes and updates coming in the fall of 2024. For now, everyone be happy and safe...

Dr.Sulaco

          

 

 


         

 


Only $24.95 + Shipping and handling.

Get a Cool Lickmy9.com "Free Chucky" T-Shirt for a limited time... Due to high order volume in the past month, all T-Shirts are temporarily SOLD OUT.
 We anticipate more inventory in the fall of 2013. We have successfully sold over 45,000 shirts (WOW)

Thank you so far to all of our supporters that help keep Lickmy9.com around

 


***Coming this Spring***

" TRAILER PARK CLASSICS GREATEST HITS OF ALL TIME "

Included on this CD are classics, like:

  • I forgot to pay the lot rent again !

  • Mommy, why do me and my brothers all have different Daddys?

  • Isn't this how the president started out?

  • Air Conditioners are for rich folks

  • Mommy, can I drive dads pickup around the park until he gets out of prison

    $14.95 + Shipping and Handling

"And just think....Beer made me who I am today"
 



Visitor: your site is fagish

Lickmy9 : Fagish? what the hell does that mean. There are no homosexuals or lesbians associated with lickmy9.com. And as Mr.Garrison says, "You can't say the word fag unless you are a homosexual" So what are you :) 

Visitor: this is thge dumbest sit e ever- Marshall faulk

Lickmy9 : Well Marshall, your typing is really not that intelligent at all either.. Piss off looser :)  Cheers

Visitor: U Just F*** ME OFF

Lickmy9 : Well, I don't exactly know what you are trying to say, but I do think there are some issues going on inside your head.. are you hearing voices ???

Visitor: yeah can u guys make post some more funny shit like the dude with directv dishes as ears. That has to do with technology n shit

Lickmy9 : Technology is cool, I agree. We will try to entertain you some more soon with some new cool pictures.. Cheers.

Visitor: f*** that fag who said the shit below about guys. What about sum chicks smoking. don't have to be naked.

Lickmy9 : Ya, I couldn't agree more, screw that fag :) naked chicks rule :) we will see what we can do for you..

Visitor: YEAH I HAVE AN IDEA,  WHY DON'T U TAKE THIS SHIT OFF THE F***ING INTERNET AND GO DO YOURSELF

Lickmy9 : pfffffffff...why do that ? then we wouldnt get useless suggestions from idiots any more...

Visitor: Can't give away xbox anymore. darn i was about ready to have him outa there to. see me and my redneck buddy's were gonna go there late at night with our pick-ups. and pull that god forsacken gate down find chucky and leave that god forsaken hell whole then bring em' back to be the lickmy9 spokesman. but he is free'd now so i can't do that nor win myself an x-box. and we had it well planned out. Maybe next time....

Lickmy9 : Oh well, a day late and a dollar short. I guess you and the rednecks didn't act quick enough. Don't sweat it, you might get an xbox some day in the future. Well the good thing is that he is free, and we hope that there isn't a "next time"...

Visitor: Did chucky ever go to school? and if he did wow. he screwed up!! beer is good though.

Lickmy9 : Sure Chucky went to school, were and how much of it we really don't know. Chucky did not screw up, he is an innocent man that was falsely accused of something....and yes, beer is a good thing !

Visitor: What Do You Mean Sold Out!!! Come On Get Some More We Need To Get That Dude Out!!! After All What Is LickMy9 Without It's Mascot!!!! That's Like Having A Softball Team's Mascot Sitting In The Field In A Cage. What Will Th Children Think??? I'll Tell Ya What They Think, Their Thinking Free Chucky!!!!

Lickmy9: Shirts would never be here in time for Chucks release. About the mascot, heck. Chuck will always be our mascot whether in prison or a free man. We hope the children aren't scared and realize that Chuck will be free again soon...Cheers


Visitor: Hey please put some good looking naked guys on here !!!!
Lickmy9: Well, unfortunately we can not meet your request on that one. Lickmy9 is not a porno website. Plus we are guys and we really aren't into that.


Visitor: BOB BARKER RULES !!!!!!!!!
Lickmy9: Well, now that you mention it, he is pretty cool.


Visitor: I am confused so u say he drank beer before he went to jail or now prison....is he going to drink when he gets out?
Lickmy9: That is a tough question to answer, probably only the man himself could answer that one. But, usually once a love in your life, always a love for life... Cheers


Visitor: What is with him is he a myth or what or he a real person and whoever it is or who it is he is ugly!!
Lickmy9: Well, we don't know what you mean by what is with him, but, he is not a myth and yes a real person. About the ugly part, well that is your personal opinion :) We respect that...


Visitor: I was wondering what is the deal with this Chucky guy on the web site, what is his deal. I think I might want to get one of these Lickmy9 t-shirts, how can I get one ?
Lickmy9: Chucky is an urban legend, and mascot of Lickmy9. Getting a Free Chucky Lickmy9 t-shirt is easy, production will be done shortly. Just email tshirts@lickmy9.com, and mention you want a shirt or two. When they are ready we will email you and let you know.


Visitor: Hey! I would like to know if Chucky has a girlfriend, fiancé, or a wife? If not, he is cute. Tell him there is someone on the outside waiting to meet him!!!! ;)
Lickmy9: Lets just say Chucky is not married right now. Your message will be given to him, I bet he would be interested in seeing your picture.


Visitor: Hey I agree that chucky needs to get freed...I'll help but I want a Xbox 360 cuz I already got a Xbox and doesn't that guy have a family???
Lickmy9: Yes, Chucky has a family, but sometimes money can't get you out of trouble. (Unless you are a celebrity) :)


Visitor: If he is real he got himself that way.
Lickmy9: Well, yes, he did it all by his lonesome. Sometimes life is rough dealing with consequences for your actions.


Visitor: Who the heck is Chucky and is this crap real ?
Lickmy9: Chucky is the backbone of Lickmy9, and yes ! this crap is real :)


Visitor: We are game for anything funny, and dirty,  even nudity pictures are good. thank you
Lickmy9: We are working on the funny and dirty, maybe even the nudity :)


Visitor: I think maybe some nudes of Chucky.... By the way, who is Chucky?
Lickmy9: nudes...hahaha, do you think you could actually handle it ? Chucky is Lickmy9's Leader and mascot.


Visitor: fuck off you dumb Americans you suck ass and your site sucks nuts you fucking loser cunts anal snifers.love from jarrrad ennis from Australia
Lickmy9: Well, I guess everyone is entitled to there opinion....and yours sucks :)   Cheers mate!
 

 

 

Comments or suggestions....This is were to do it. Tell us what you would like to see, or not....either way we take everything into consideration... What is lickmy9.com? and what is it about?, who the hell is Chucky? Ask, suggest, complain, cry, comment. Maybe it will happen or you might get a response...




 


   Stop trailer park violence...           Just let the rumors go... If we just stopped calling each other fags and women stealers and learn to love...So sometimes the lot rent is a little late and the tenants and park manager call each other very bad racial words, just love each other...
   Sometimes the trailer park or it's owners can't offer you riches, or even neighbors with a full rack of teeth and an elementary school education.. but they are your community and your neighbors....Just learn to drink your beer together and shut the hell up.


" Trailer park golf cart "

And don't EVER forget !
You need to pay the rent in the BellVilla

 

Daniel gets back in the Circle of Trust,
and yes, the challenge is still on...

A welcome to Lickmy9 from Mongo
Click Here (73.1 Kb)...
 


Chucks Blog...

From Chucky: THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A PAIN IN THE ASS.ALL THE FUCK STICKS THAT HATE THE SITE.YOU CAN GO F**K YOURSELF. THE PARK THAT I LIVE IN SUX.MY SON JUST CAME HOME AND HE TOLD ME THAT I DRINK TOO MUCH AND THAN HE TOLD ME TO HAVE ANOTHER 12 PACK BECAUSE. HE KNOWS THAT HE CANT WIN.HEHE!WELL HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS WEEK.HOPE YOU ALL HAVING A LOT OF BEER. JUST REMEMBER BEER IS A GOOD THING. WELL GOING TO GO GOTTA HAVE A NOTHER BEER.TO ALL THE HOES OUT THERE IM THINKING ABOUT YA.AND BY THE WAY DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.

From Chucky: I JUST WANTED TO SAY TO ALL OF MY LOVED ONES THAT LOOK AT THIS SITE FOR UPDATES WELL I HAVE ONE FOR YA. I'M OUT OF THE CAN AND IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME. FOR ALL OF THE MORONS THAT THINK THAT I'M NOT REAL.
F**K YOU. I'M AS REAL AS ANYONE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD. IF NOT BETTER. WELL I HAVE BEEN HOME A MONTH NOW AND IT'S ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME. I WISH ALL A GOOD DAY. HAVE A COLD ONE ON ME! PPL WANT TO KNOW IF I DRINK TOO MUCH? WELL F**K THAT I NEED TO DRINK MORE. BEER IS A GOOD THING. WELL YOU ALL TAKE CARE AND I WILL HAVE MY OWN PAGE SOON. LOVE YA ALL. CHUCKY

We sure haven't heard from Chuck in quite a long time.. I am not sure if he is ever going to add anymore to this blog... If he does, great, if not, oh well.......


I am willing to be wrong. I realize that not every decision will be the right one. There are going to be strike-outs and there are going to be home runs. Most will be base hits. However, if you make it your goal to make perfect decisions, you’ll become indecisive at best – because there’s always a reason not to do something.


Ike's trip to Fatboy's restaurant...The all you can eat rib special.. :)
 


Ike drinking his Killians Irish Red at Beef o Brady's


Daz celebrating at Confucius's graduation party


Joey hanging out in front of his mansion after a long day of who knows what...



Quinton working in the heat putting up Mr. Cannon's pool.... no piss in his drink today :) but Daddy I'm sure freaking thirsty.


 

 

 Janice from accounting...clearly doesn't give a fuck..


 

 

 

 

   
   

Chucky chillen by the tip

A message from Joe

 

A picture says 1000 words. And these words are all wrong.



The following is some really funny shit that we discovered on the internet years ago...Cheers to the creator Click Here



Hillbilly Dave's Sausage and Nuts is a proud sponsor of Lickmy9.com and a subsidiary of HillBilly Dave's Beef Jerky...
 


 

Ken is the man...


It's Showtime !!!
(aka. Father of the Year)

 

She was hoping to find a " I LOVE PRESIDENT BUSH " shirt but this is all she could find with his picture. And to the people who like this shirt, eat shit...

 

 


"Pimp Daddy Chucky"
 


Got a dime ?


Sulaco Entertainment Group
Photo Gallery

 

 

 


Because Dr. Sulaco says so...



 

 

LickMy9 logo and text copyright Lickmy9, Inc (2017). All other logo's and graphics copyright of their respective owners.

 

Cars